TEA prophets of Doom

We're not actually refunding your tea minimalist lifestyle choices, but we'll pretend to for the sake of customer service

Refund Policy (aka: Our Cop-out Clause)

We reserve the right to refund your tea, not your sanity. Please allow up to 3 business days for prophets to be returned to sender. If you're still waiting, it's probably because our refund team is stuck in traffic, or possibly because you're just a very slow reader. Either way, it's not us, it's you, it's everyone, it's the apocalypse.

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