Welcome to the esteemed realm of SPOOR philosophy, where the art of doing as little as possible is elevated to an esteemed science.
Explore the Denials – our collection of clever excuses and half-hearted justifications for not doing anything.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, peruse our Naps and Nihilism section, where the meaninglessness of existence is explored in excruciating detail.
Learn more about the SPOORian School of Thought, a revolutionary movement that's been quietly shaping the world for centuries.
Delve into the Paradox of SPOOR, where the art of doing nothing is simultaneously the ultimate goal and the ultimate failure.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Embark on an Escapology, our journey through the absurdities of SPOORian thought.