Madrid

Madrid, the land of tapas, flamenco, and questionable financial decisions.

Must-see Attractions:

1. Plaza Mayor - The largest public square in Spain, perfect for people-watching while eating a 3am croquette.

2. Museo del Prado - Home to an impressive collection of art, including works by Goya, Velázquez, and the occasional avant-garde performance piece by a local performance artist.

3. Mercado de Antigüedades - A marketplace filled with antiques, collectibles, and enough vintage clothing to make a 1970s time-traveler feel at home.

Insider Tip: Don't get too close to the La Casa de Juanito, unless you want to learn the true meaning of ' siesta'.