Eiffel Tower: The Unofficial Spring Break HQ

Destination Ideas: Because Who Needs a Beach When You Can Party in the City of Love?

We're not saying Paris isn't a great place for Spring Break... But let's be real, it's a 10/10 for Instagrammability, 3/10 for affordability, and 2/10 for actually having a beach. So, we're setting up an alternative Spring Break HQ in the most romantic, yet ridiculously overpriced, city in the world: the Eiffel Tower. Imagine it: you, a Spring Breaker, sipping a $10 coffee while wearing a beret and pretending to be a local.

We're talking:

Overpriced wine tastings
Understaffed, overpriced cafes
A "mysterious" sewer system that'll make you wonder if you're in a real-life Assassin's Creed game

Or, you know, if you want to actually have fun, head to Berlin