A: It's the most anticipated event of the year, where you'll trade in your 401k for a pair of neon-colored shades, a fanny pack, and a questionable tattoo.
A: Click here to submit your application. Please include a selfie with your application, preferably taken during a questionable life choice.
A: Rule 1: Don't. Break the rules. (Seriously, don't.) Rule 2: Don't forget your sunscreen. Rule 3: Don't forget your sense of humor. (See rule 1.)
See the full list of rules and disclaimers.
We're not liable for any damage caused by excessive revelry, spontaneous dance parties, or poorly applied glitter.
Registration deadline: Never. It's not like it's going anywhere.