Q: Is it true that the beach parties will feature an all-you-can-eat nacho bar?
A: Yes, it is 100% true.
Q: Are the parties going to be, uh, "educational"?
A: Let's just say that the only "education" you'll be getting is in the art of responsible drinking and responsible dancing.
Q: Can I still sign up for Spring Break 2023 even though I'm not a college student?
A: Only if you're willing to fib about your age and/or your student status.
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