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Breakdancing on a Moving Vehicle
Breakdancing on Moving Vehicles: A Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse
A Neo-Brutalist Survival Guide for the Truly Desperate

Welcome, fellow survivors, to the most crucial guide on breakdancing on moving vehicles. In a world gone mad, this is your best bet for staying sane.

Step 1: Find a Moving Vehicle

Whether it's a skateboard, a hoverboard, or a hovercar, make sure it's something you can breakdance on. Don't bother with the bus; it's too slow.

Step 2: Get Your Breakdancing On

Start with the basics: spin, flip, and freeze. Remember, it's all about the rhythm and the flow.

Step 3: Add Some Flair

Now that you're breakdancing like a pro, add some flair with some fancy footwork and acrobatic stunts. Just watch out for those potholes.

Step 4: Deal with the Consequences

When you inevitably crash, just laugh it off. After all, it's not like you're going to be the first person to breakdance on a moving vehicle. Or are you?

WARNING: Breakdancing on moving vehicles can be hazardous to your health. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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