Spring Break 2023 Safety Tips

Spring Break is coming, and with it, the risk of sunburn, dehydration, and questionable life choices. Stay safe, travelers!

Stay hydrated! Drink plenty of water, and not just because you want to impress the locals with your ability to down a whole bottle of tequila.

Don't forget to slather on that sunscreen! We recommend at least SPF 50, unless you're trying to make a fashion statement with that sweet, sweet lobster skin.

Be aware of your surroundings! Don't get too close to the pool, or you might end up like this:

Pool Ninja

Or, you know, just generally aware of your own personal space. We don't want any awkward encounters with fellow travelers.

Lost and Found: A Guide to Not Losing Your Sh*t

Emergency Escape Plan: Because You Never Know When You'll Need to Flee

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