Tip 1: Don't Try to be a Professional
Unless you are, in fact, a professional spring breaker, do not attempt to do anything that requires a professional. This includes, but is not limited to, attempting to do a cannonball off a hotel balcony, trying to "wing" it with a mechanical bull, or pretending to be a local.
Trust us, it's not worth it.
Go to Spring Break Safety Tips for more information on how to avoid becoming a human pinata.
Tip 2: Don't Eat the Fish
If you're in a place where you're not familiar with the local seafood, it's best to avoid it. This includes, but is not limited to, eating fish that has been sitting in the sun for three days.
Go to Local Eats for more information on how to find the best (and safest) places to eat.