Random Sponsor's Dream Come True
I'm a rich person with too much money, and I want to give it away! That's why I'm sponsoring Spring Break 2023. My name is Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, and I'm a 5-time winner of the "Most Likely to Inherit a Fortune" award. My wealth is so vast, I've lost count of my private islands, yachts, and diamond-encrusted toilets.
As a sponsor, I'm offering a limited-time discount on all Spring Break 2023 merchandise, including:
I'm a beet enthusiast with a passion for all things red and root-y. That's why I'm sponsoring Spring Break 2023's beet-themed events. Come for the beets, stay for the free samples of my famous beet hummus.
As a sponsor, I'm offering a special deal on all things beet-related:
I'm a professional napper with a PhD in the art of doing nothing. That's why I'm sponsoring Spring Break 2023's nap-themed events. Come for the sun, stay for the snoozles.
As a sponsor, I'm offering a free nap-time gift basket, including: