A: It's a mysterious, unassuming presence that permeates the Spring Break 2023 experience. Like a fine wine or a decent Wi-Fi signal, it's there when you need it most.
A: It's not sorcery, it's just a really good lawyer and a strong team of UX designers.
A: As real as the feeling of regret after buying a timeshare in a crowded, sun-scorched beach town.
A: Sorry, but the fine print said it was a "non-refundable" sponsor. You should've read the fine print, pal.
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you even remember what year it is. But seriously, probably not. That's like asking if the Miami heat will ever break.