Welcome to the most frequently asked questions about the most epic of all time: SpringSpray!
SpringSpray is a mystical, otherworldly substance that makes all your problems disappear, but not really. It's more like, it makes you forget about them, but only for a few seconds. Then you'll remember, and it's all, "Oh no, I had to do my taxes!"
Safe? Ha! You're asking the wrong question. SpringSpray is not just safe, it's EXTREMELY RISKY. Use with caution, or better yet, don't use it at all. But let's be real, you're going to try it anyway.
Oh boy, this is the best part! Simply hold a bottle of SpringSpray over your head, press the nozzle, and... TAKE COVER! You'll be fine, we swear. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
Don't worry, that's just a normal part of the process. In fact, it's the best part! Just remember, there's always help available. Or not. We're not really here for you. We're just here for the memes.
No, you can't. But you can try to acquire it through illicit means. Good luck with that. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the SPRINGSpray-induced psychosis.