We're not sure what's more astonishing: the audacity of the perpetrators or the sheer quantity of sprinkles pilfered.
As it stands, our sprinkles are in short supply. If you're looking to stock up, you've come to the right place!
Our current stock:
But wait, there's more! We have:
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story...
Or, you know, just buy some actual fertilizer. We hear that's a thing.