Warning: Sock Guy is not responsible for lost socks. He is responsible for the lost souls that seek him out.
Once upon a time, in the bustling metropolis of Sprinkleville, there existed a hero known as Sock Guy. He wore a cape made of missing socks and rode a trusty steed named Socksy.
His quest: to reunite lone socks with their sole-mates.
But beware, for Sock Guy is not to be trifled with. His lair is guarded by the Sock Snatchers, a group of dastardly villains who prey on unsuspecting sock owners.
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