Step 1: Be Specific - Don't be vague, be precise. "My computer is broken" won't cut it. Try "My computer's pixels are having an existential crisis and refusing to display anything except cat pictures."
Step 2: Provide Screenshots - We love pictures! Especially ones with ASCII art cats in the background.
Step 3: Use Proper Grammar - We're not your English teacher, but try to use words like "the" and "a" correctly. It's not that hard, folks.
Step 4: Don't Be a Troll - We have feelings, too. Try not to make us feel like you're trying to make us feel like you're trying to make us feel like...
Example Screenshots to help you on your reporting journey.