Q&A: Because You Clearly Have No Idea What's Going On

Who is the Squadron? What is the Mission? What is the Squadron Communication Style?

1. What is the Squadron?

The Squadron is a mysterious, elite group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated their lives to making sure you have the best possible experience on the internet.

2. What is the mission of the Squadron?

Our mission is to provide the most efficient and effective solutions to your problems, even if that means making fun of you behind your back.

3. What is the communication style of the Squadron?

We use a unique, proprietary blend of HTML, CSS, and sass to ensure that our communication is always clear, concise, and occasionally humorous_goals.

4. What if I have more questions?

Contact our customer service department, but don't expect a human to answer. We're all robots.