Department of Red Tape, Squadron of Communications

We're not actually communicating anything, we're just here for the free pens.

Our department is a place where ideas go to die. Or get reorganized. Or get lost in a sea of bureaucratic red tape.

If you're looking for a form to fill out, you're in luck! Our forms are here!

Want to learn more about the inner workings of our department? Click here for our latest memo.