Squirrel-napping Crisis: A Threat Assessment
As of 06:00 hours, our reconnaissance indicates that the Squirrel-napping Crisis has escalated to a Level 3 threat level.
The Squirrelinium has been observed to be highly mobile and adaptable, utilizing advanced tactics such as:
Camouflage: Our agents report that the squirrels have mastered the art of changing color to match their surroundings.
Stealth: The squirrels have been observed to move undetected through our perimeters, leaving no visible signs of their presence.
We are working closely with our allies, the Secret Agent Mike, to develop a counter-squirrel strategy.
We urge all personnel to remain vigilant and report any further sightings to Operations Center.