Emergency Ration Packs
- Meat Popsicles (500kcal)
- Energy Bars (300kcal)
- Water Purification Tablets (1000ml)
Special Instructions
- Do not consume the meat popsicles if you have a severe allergy to freeze-dried beef.
- Use the energy bars only as a last resort, as they have a 99% chance of causing spontaneous combustion.
- When using the water purification tablets, be sure to recite the ancient Squaronian Oath of Cleanliness to activate their full potency.
Remember, a good ration is a happy ration. Stay safe, Squaronians!