In the Event of an On-Site Disco Party

When the music gets too loud, the platform gets too crowded, and the polyester gets too polyester.

Immediate Action Items:

Stop, drop, and roll. Don't get caught in a 70s dance party flashback.
Grab your nearest exit, but not before grabbing that last disco-ball.
Call in for backup, but only if you can find a working payphone.

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Additional Resources:

For further information, see our Standard Operating Procedures: Section 3 or our Emergency Procedures: Section 4.