Evacuation Procedures - Section 3: The Art of Panic

Warning: In the unlikely event of a catastrophic nuclear emergency, please follow these carefully crafted procedures.

Step 1: Remain calm. Panic is not an option. Repeat this to yourself like a mantra: "I will not, I will not, I will not PANIC."

Proceed to Section 4 for more detailed instructions.

Or, if you are in a position of authority, consult Section 5 for advanced panic management techniques.

Section 6, for those with a medical background, covers radiation sickness and its associated side effects.

Remember, evacuation is not just about running away; it's about running towards a safe, undisclosed location.