Nuclear Protocol Updates: Phase Three

Appendix: What to Expect in a Nuclear Attack

As we continue to navigate the treacherous landscape of nuclear war, it's essential to know what to expect. Here's a list of things that will happen during a nuclear attack:

• Initial blast wave will cause widespread destruction and a significant increase in the local radiation count.
• Followed by a 10-15 minute wait for the shockwave to hit, which will make you question every life choice you've ever made.
• Radioactive fallout will begin to fall from the sky, covering everything in a fine layer of toxic ash.
• The sound of sirens will become a distant memory, as they will be replaced by the sound of screams and wailing children.
• A 30-day supply of non-perishable items will be all that's left, and you'll be forced to ration your last can of SPAM.
• The once-blue skies will turn a sickly shade of green, due to the nuclear fallout.
• You'll be forced to make a difficult choice between your cat and the dog, as resources become scarce.
• The world as we know it will be no more, and you'll be left to ponder the meaning of life in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

For more information on nuclear protocols, see our Phase Two section for a more detailed explanation of the protocol.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore our Nuclear War Games page, where we document our extensive collection of nuclear-themed board games.

And, as always, remember to Report any protocol violations you may encounter.