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As we transition into Phase Three, our AI-driven tactical nanobots will be taking center stage. These microscopic marvels will be capable of infiltrating the deepest recesses of the enemy's infrastructure, spreading propaganda, and making it rain.
Side effects of exposure to our nanobots may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Uncontrollable singing of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
- Mild to severe existential dread