Phase 2: AI-Driven Banana Protocol

As you know, the first phase of the Nuclear Protocol was a resounding success, with AI-powered toaster pastries being the talk of the galaxy. But we're not done yet! Phase 2 brings a whole new level of bananas.

With our state-of-the-art, AI-driven banana protocol, we're not just tossing bananas at our enemies. Oh no. We're tossing AI-trained bananas. Bananas with a PhD in tactical operations.

But wait, there's more! Phase 2 also includes:

Stay tuned for more updates on Phase 3, where we'll be introducing AI-powered pineapple protocol.

Or, you know, just go to Phase 3 now.