**CONTINGENCY PLANNING** We're glad you're still with us, but we're not exactly thrilled to report that the world has ended. The Phase One evacuation drills didn't quite go as planned, and now we're in a bit of a pickle. Don't worry, we've got this. Our crack team of experts (okay, it's just Larry from Accounting) has come up with a comprehensive contingency plan to ensure our survival in the face of impending doom. **Current Status:** We're currently experiencing minor radiation poisoning. Nothing to worry about, really. **Action Items:** * Deploy nuclear-powered flamethrowers to create a smokescreen for our escape route. * Hack into the mainframe to disable the "This is the End" message on the nuclear launch screen. * Call in a favor to our friends at Area 51 to see if they can whip up some backup generators. prophets of doom, please report to the Situation Room for further instructions. Evac Prophets | Tech Support | Area 51