OPERATIONAL BRIEFING DOCUMENT 3456-abc
For the benefit of the most esteemed members of Squadron 42, we present to you this operational support document. May it guide you through the vast expanse of bureaucratic red tape.
Section 1: The Important Stuff
Don't bother with the details, just read the executive summary:
- Our toaster is currently on fire. Send a maintenance crew.
- Someone stole all the staplers. Find them, or replace with identical knockoff.
- There's a 4% chance we'll make it to Friday.
Read on for more thrilling details.
Section 2: The Less Important Stuff
Because, you know, the important stuff is just too dull:
- We're out of paper clips. Use a pen.
- The break room coffee machine is on the fritz. Again.
- The vending machine has a 50/50 chance of dispensing a snack.
More thrilling details.