Information We Collect
We collect your spaceship registration data, including your coordinates, fuel levels, and snack preferences. We also collect data from our fleet of spy satellites orbiting your planet. Don't worry, it's all for the greater good of galactic security.
How We Use It
We use it to create detailed psychological profiles, predict your snack purchasing habits, and identify potential threats to the galaxy. If you're feeling paranoid, don't be. We're just trying to help.
How We Share It
We share it with our allies, the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms. They really appreciate your data. We also share it with our competitors, but only if they ask nicely. We have a 'no-sharing' policy, but let's be real, who doesn't share on the intergalactic market?
Security
We have top-notch, galaxy-class security. Don't worry, your data is safe with us. Unless, of course, you're a rogue trader with a grudge against the Galactic Union. Then, you're on your own.