Issue 1: The Mysterious Sock Vanishing
Reports have been circulating of a mysterious phenomenon where socks have gone missing across the galaxy. The cause is unknown, but theories abound.
Some speculate that the infamous Sock Snatchers, a rogue alien species known for their love of footwear, are behind the disappearances.
Others point to the rise of advanced laundry technology, capable of teleporting clothes to alternate dimensions.
We'll continue to investigate and provide updates as more information becomes available.
— Editor, Weekly Bulletin 23