Below, you'll find our collection of the most advanced, most absurd, and most utterly unnecessary gadgets that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
An inflatable device that inflates your pants to twice their original size, perfect for the discerning individual who wants to make a statement at the office meeting.
Learn more about the Inflato-Matic 3000A ball of flashing, strobing lights that will drive your friends and family to the brink of madness, perfect for those who enjoy a good existential crisis.
Read about the Disco Ball of DespairA toaster that prints out a selfie of your face onto a slice of toast, because who needs actual human interaction when you can have a hot, crunchy piece of bread with your face on it?
Learn more about the Selfie Toaster 9000And that's not all, folks! We have even more advanced, more absurd, and more utterly useless gadgets waiting to be discovered. Stay tuned for more updates!