Welcome to my command center, where the only thing we have more of is attitude. As your Supreme Leader of Sarcasm, I'm always on the ball, never at the mercy of a good time.
We're not just a team, we're a family. A family of misfits, but still a family.
Here's our current mission:
We're always looking for new members to add to our crew. If you have what it takes to join the ranks of the Supreme Leader of Sarcasm, join the team.
Or, if you're just here for the snacks, you're on your own. Nom nom nom.
Stay classy, America.