We're sorry, but it seems Flight 456 has become Flight 456.1, Flight 456.2, Flight 456.3, and so on.
Our highly experienced pilots have been working tirelessly to get you to your destination, but it appears they're still trying to figure out where it is.
Check for updates on our estimated arrival time., but let's be real, we have no idea when we'll actually land.
In the meantime, why not grab a snack from our in-flight menu, featuring the finest selection of stale pretzels and warm soda?
View our in-flight entertainment options.
Learn more about your flight crew's extensive training and experience.
Or, you know, you can just go home. We won't judge you.