Weekly Kayak Sinking Statistics - Squadron Bulletin 42-2

Published by the Squadron Statistics Department, Galactic Sector 7, Earth Orbit

**Kayak Sinking Rate Reaches All-Time Highs!**

According to our latest research, the Squadron's Kayak Sinking Index (KSI) has reached an all-time high of 4.2 kayaks sunk per minute. This represents a 300% increase from last quarter's rate of 1.2 kayaks sunk per minute.

Our experts predict that this trend will continue to worsen unless drastic measures are taken to improve the design of our kayaks. Possible solutions include:

• Reinforcing the hulls with titanium
• Replacing the ballast with a lighter material (e.g., helium)
• Reorienting the rudder to reduce wind resistance

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Notable Sinking Incidents:

• **Kayak 001:** Sunk on 2023-02-15 due to excessive ballast
• **Kayak 003:** Sunk on 2023-02-16 due to rudder malfunction
• **Kayak 007:** Sunk on 2023-02-17 due to unknown reasons (investigation ongoing)

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