Weekly Bulletin 43-3: The Squadron's Most Legendary Operations
Operation: "Breadwinner"
As part of our ongoing efforts to diversify our snack options, the Squadron's culinary team has launched a bold new initiative: Operation Breadwinner. This daring mission aimed to infiltrate the city's underground bakeries and procure the finest, freshest bread for our troops.
Using advanced stealth techniques and an arsenal of artisanal bread knives, our operatives successfully extracted a cache of crusty baguettes, flaky croissants, and a few choice artisanal loaves. Mission accomplished.
View Breadwinner Mission Report Get prophets' secret bread recipesOperation: "Brews-Gone-Wild"
As part of our ongoing efforts to expand our beverage options, the Squadron's Beverage Acquisition Team (BAT) embarked on a perilous journey to infiltrate the city's most elite coffee shops. Their mission: to procure the rarest, most exotic coffee beans for our troops.
Using advanced coffee-fu and an arsenal of high-tech coffee grinders, they successfully extracted a cache of rare Arabica and robusta beans. Mission accomplished.
View Brews-Gone-Wild Mission ReportOperation: "Chill-ax-4"
As part of our ongoing efforts to provide our troops with the best possible living conditions, the Squadron's Environmental Control Team (ECT) embarked on a mission to chill-ax the city's most notorious heat waves.
Using advanced cryogenic technology and an arsenal of high-powered fans, they successfully cooled the city's hottest spotsประก
View Chill-ax-4 Mission Report