Galactic Squadron Membership Terms

By joining our intergalactic squadron, you agree to the following terms:

• 1. You must be a sentient being with a pulse.
• 2. You must be able to operate a spaceship with a 95% success rate.
• 3. You must have a valid ID badge from a reputable alien government agency.
• 4. You must not be a robot, unless certified by our Robot Certification Board.
• Learn more about our Robot Certification Board here.

Membership Benefits:

• Free spaceship fuel for the first 1000 parsecs.
• Exclusive access to our secret asteroid-themed happy hour.
• Discounts on all intergalactic merchandise.
• Discover our secret locations and hidden gems of the galaxy.

By clicking the "Submit" button, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these terms. If you're still unsure, consult our Robot Consultant.

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