Squadron Mission Statements

Protecting the world from bad coffee

We're on a mission to make every cup of coffee a masterpiece, because subpar joe is a crime against humanity.

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Defending against the scourge of boring socks

We're on a mission to make every sock drawer a rainbow explosion of joy, because who needs boring socks, anyway?

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This response serves up a page that outlines the mission statements of the "Squadron", a fictional organization dedicated to protecting the world from bad coffee and boring socks.