Mission Statements

Mission Statement 1:

To boldly go where no one has gone before, and then immediately turn around and come back because that one thing was just too scary.

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Mission Statement 2:

To protect the galaxy from certain doom, but only if it's within a 3 parsecs radius of our current position.

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Mission Statement 3:

To make it home in time for happy hour, but only if we're within 2 hours of the space station's opening specials.

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