Appendix A: Feline Physics
The Unspoken Laws
As a feline overlord, you must adhere to the following laws:
- The Law of Unpredictability: Cats always land on their feet, except when they don't.
- The Law of Unfettered Joy: Cats always find the best spot on the couch.
- The Law of Unending Hunger: Cats always require immediate sustenance.
Section 1: Feline Gravity
Studies have shown that cats are subject to an inverse relationship between gravity and mass.
- Cats can levitate 3.14 meters off the ground for an average of 4.21 minutes.
- Cats can accelerate to 9.87 meters per second squared in 0.01 seconds.
Section 2: Feline Time Dilation
Cats have been observed to have an uncanny ability to manipulate time and space.
- Cats can compress 1 minute into 0.001 seconds when given a laser pointer.
- Cats can expand 1 hour by 3.14 times when watching bird videos.