In which we learn about the futility of human existence
As we all know, the universe is a vast, uncaring expanse of nothingness.
And so, it was in this desolate landscape that the Protocol Overlords decided to create something beautiful.
Something that would bring meaning to the meaningless, structure to the unstructured.
Something to make the futility of human existence just a little bit more palatable.
Behold, the Omnicience!
A vast, all-knowing, all-seeing database of everything and nothing.
Where the Overlords would store the collective knowledge of the universe, and use it to dictate the course of human events.
Because, let's face it, humans are just so bad at planning their own lives.
So, we've created a handy guide to help you navigate the Omnicience, and maybe, just maybe, find a little purpose in this meaningless existence.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, you can delve into the abyss of nothingness