Mayon Johnson's Mission Status: In Progress

Currently, we are experiencing some minor setbacks. Our lead agent, Mayon Johnson, has misplaced his favorite snack, a bag of 'Doomsday' flavored chips. Without this vital resource, morale is at an all-time low.

We are currently diverting all available resources to search for the missing snack. If you see a chip bag matching this description, please report it immediately. Learn more about Mayon's snack protocols.

Mission Debrief Operations Log

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis.