LAUNCH PROTOCOL BREACH DETECTED

PHASE 3 LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED. PREPARE FOR IMPACT.

CONFIRM LAUNCH

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE FATE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS IN YOUR HANDS.

ABORT SEQUENCE

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