Squadron Security Alerts: Inadequate Coffee Machine

**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**

Alert Level: Critical

Location: C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456

Summary: Reports have come in that the coffee machine in C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456, has failed to produce a sufficient amount of coffee for at least 3 consecutive days.

Details: The coffee machine, a highly advanced and top-secret device, has been malfunctioning since 02:00 hours yesterday. Engineers have been unable to identify the cause of the malfunction, despite extensive debugging and rebooting attempts.

Recommendation: Immediate action is required to rectify this situation. Engineers are advised to report to C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456, and attempt to troubleshoot the issue. If unsuccessful, please escalate to higher authorities.

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