**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
Alert Level: Critical
Location: C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456
Summary: Reports have come in that the coffee machine in C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456, has failed to produce a sufficient amount of coffee for at least 3 consecutive days.
Details: The coffee machine, a highly advanced and top-secret device, has been malfunctioning since 02:00 hours yesterday. Engineers have been unable to identify the cause of the malfunction, despite extensive debugging and rebooting attempts.
Recommendation: Immediate action is required to rectify this situation. Engineers are advised to report to C-Deck, Coffee Machine 3456, and attempt to troubleshoot the issue. If unsuccessful, please escalate to higher authorities.