Reports indicate that the squad's communication systems are malfunctioning. This is not a drill, folks.
The team is currently stuck in an infinite loop of misdirected hellos and confused emojis. 😂
When trying to call for backup, they keep getting the phrase "I'm not sure who that is, but they're definitely not here."
The situation is critical. We recommend that you all just start using carrier pigeons.
chartInstance> Read more on the subpage. See the hilarious subpage 2. Check out the completely-not-actually-related subpage 3.Side note: We're not actually using carrier pigeons. That's just a joke. We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamsters running around on hamster-wheels to get messages through. It's a thing of beauty, really.