Void Squads: Most Creative Ways to Avoid Work

Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a strong stomach)

As a seasoned Void Squads operative, you know the drill:

• 1. Procrastination as a Union Bargain
• 2. Pretending to be Sick (with a Twist)
• 3. Creating a Phantom Project (with Fake Meetings)
• 4. Buying Ridiculously Expensive Coffee
• 5. Claiming Your Cat is a Service Dog

Remember, Void Squads: the line between genius and madness is thinner than it looks.