Contingency Plan 4: The Unlikely Eventual
This plan assumes that an unexpected temporal rift in the fabric of reality will create a 4D pocket dimension within the office coffee machine, causing all office supplies to become sentient and demand better working conditions.
Step 1: Call in an expert in dimensional geometry to assess the pocket dimension
- Ensure the coffee machine is turned off before attempting to negotiate with the sentient supplies
- Deploy team members with sufficient supply wrangling experience to contain and redirect the supplies
- Establish clear communication channels with the supplies, using a combination of Morse code and interpretive dance
Remember, in the event of a dimensional crisis, your coworkers' sanity will be the least of your concerns. Good luck!