Because you're probably going to get captured, here's some answers to your questions:
Q: What's the deal with the laser beams? Q: Can I use my toaster as a makeshift flamethrower?Don't. Just don't. Laser beams are not a toy. They will kill you. They will kill your friends. They will kill your cat.
Unless, of course, you're a highly trained operative. In that case, you might just get away with it. But let's be real, you're not.
Q: Can I use my toaster as a makeshift flamethrower?