Section 4: The Quadratic Equation of Doom

Warning: This section contains advanced mathematical concepts that may cause existential dread in even the most seasoned mathematicians.

Our team of expertly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have developed an equation that will change the course of history, or possibly destroy it. We're not sure.

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