Squadron Security Protocols Revision 2024-02-26

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PROTOCOL 1: THE SQUADRON SEAL OF APPROVAL

Subprotocol 1.1: The Art of the Perfect Hair Flip

Subprotocol 1.2: The Ancient Art of Discreetly Checking Your Watch

Hyperlink to Subprotocol 1.3: The Subtle Science of Nonverbal Cues

PROTOCOL 2: INTRUSION DETECTION SYSTEM

Subprotocol 2.1: The Squardonian Method of Discreetly Defusing a Bomb

Subprotocol 2.2: A Study on the Effects of Extreme Procrastination

Hyperlink to Subprotocol 2.3: The Unofficial Guide to Stealing the Boss's Chair