PROTOCOL 1: THE SQUADRON SEAL OF APPROVAL
Subprotocol 1.1: The Art of the Perfect Hair Flip
Subprotocol 1.2: The Ancient Art of Discreetly Checking Your Watch
Hyperlink to Subprotocol 1.3: The Subtle Science of Nonverbal Cues
PROTOCOL 2: INTRUSION DETECTION SYSTEM
Subprotocol 2.1: The Squardonian Method of Discreetly Defusing a Bomb
Subprotocol 2.2: A Study on the Effects of Extreme Procrastination
Hyperlink to Subprotocol 2.3: The Unofficial Guide to Stealing the Boss's Chair