Article 1: The Right to Be Overly Dramatic
As members of the esteemed Squadron Tactics, we, the undersigned, do hereby declare our unyielding commitment to the art of over-the-top, heart-stopping, spine-tingling, and tear-jerking dramatics. We will not rest until every action, every decision, and every utterance is imbued with an aura of gravity, import, and sheer, unadulterated, drama.
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Article 2: The Obligation to be Unapologetically, Unrelentingly, and Unapologetically Dramatic
We will not be swayed by the faint of heart or the meek of soul. We will not be silenced by the whispers of reason or the warnings of sanity. We will be, we must be, we shall be the masters of the universe, the rulers of the realm, the saviors of the drama.
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Article 3: The Duty to be Utterly, Completely, and Totally Absurd
We will not be bound by the chains of logic or the shackles of reason. We will not be held back by the constraints of reality or the limits of good taste. We will be, we must be, we shall be the masters of the absurd, the sultans of the surreal, the emperors of the entirely, utterly, completely, and totally, utterly absurd.