We're glad you asked. Our customers love us, and we love them back.
Here's what some of our most discerning customers are saying:
"Squid Vision Goggles are like a good friend for your eyes. They're always there for you, even when you're not looking." - Zoey "The Cephalopod" Jackson
"I never knew I was missing out on so much detail. Squid Vision Goggles are the best thing that's happened to my eyeballs." - John "The Normal Guy" Smith
"Squid Vision Goggles: because who needs actual vision when you have a good excuse to stare at the wall?" - Foucault "The Existentialist" McPants