Welcome to Squidward's Abode

Where the walls are as grumpy as I am.

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Squidward's Abode is the most miserable place in Bikini Bottom. The walls are a lovely shade of beige, but the neighbors are a different story.

You can view our rentals, which are mostly just excuses for why you shouldn't live here. Or, you can view our neighbors, who are mostly just a bunch of annoyances.

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